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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

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not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

  1. She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
  2. Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
  3. I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but
i have an exam today
so i’ll reblog her



^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

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If ur arabic ur great
If ur arabic and muslim ur great
If ur arabic and queer ur great
If ur arabic and muslim and queer ur great
I know it seems hard to believe but you’re not bad you’re not awful

Hey if you’re not arabic can you reblog this? I hardly ever see any positivity towards us and I just wanna spread love to my Arab siblings

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What the fuck is a gender

It’s a purple ghost pokemon that evolves from Haunter

No, that’s a Gengar. Gender the non branded or typical version of specific items.

No, that’s generic. Gender is a person who is particularly selfless or giving.

no honey, thats generous. gender is someone who is considered incredibly intelligent

No that’s a genius, a gender is a collection of people born at the same time.

No, that’s a generation. A gender is a type of writing based upon what kinds of elements you might find in the story, such as fantasy, fiction, non-fiction, etc.

No, that’s genre. Gender is when politicians redraw districts in a way that benefits them

No, that’s gerrymand. Gender is the brand name of a company that produces baby food.

No, that’s Gerber. Gender is the lovable robot on Futurama

No, that’s Bender. Gender is the study of health in the elderly community.

No, that’s gerontology. Gender is a metal or plastic fixture on the front and back of a car that protects it during collisions (known as “gender benders”). 

silly, that’s a fender! a gender is a type of goose!

No, that’s a gander. A gender is a mythological creature that grants wishes.

Sorry, that’s a genie, a gender is the branch of the french military devoted to internal security.

That’s the gendarmerie. A gender is a schedule of business to be done at a meeting.

That’s an agenda. Gender is Enjolras’s drunk friend.

No, that’s Grantaire. Gender. A gender is a person who dresses up in motley and does jokes for a king or queen.

No, that’s a Jester, a Gender is a commander in an army.

No, that’s a general. Gender is a gay dating app.

No, no, that’s Grindr! Gender is a game where you have to take wooden bricks from a tower without the tower falling down.

Nah, that’s Jenga. Gender is when white people move into neighborhoods of color and open cupcake shops.

No, that’s gentrification. Gender is what your computer does when it shows you a 3D image.

No, that’s a render. A gender is a kitchen appliance used to make smoothies.

no that’s a blender. a gender is a mythical being that grants three wishes

Again, that’s a genie. Gender is a person or company offering something for sale, especially a trader in the street.

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